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"Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope."

~Edith Wharton

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Christmas is weird- what other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks? (1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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Frustration: Trying to find your glasses without your glasses." (1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

--George Bernard Shaw

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"We come and go, but the land is always here. And the people who love it and understand it are the people who own it--for a little while."

--Willa Cather

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"Growing Old Is Inevitable; Growing Up Is Optional"

Dave Yehudah, "A Gallery of Funniest T-shirts of 1999," The Washington Post, August 4, 1999, C13. (1)

1. Quoted in Homiletics, April 1, 2001 Philippians 3:4b-14 Text file: Apr0101.txt, Carbeque Christians

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"All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife."

-Daniel Boone

Well, maybe not a good gun, or a gun at all. You might substitute a vehicle for the horse. There is no substitute for a good spouse. My thought. LRS

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"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one piece." (1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"Today is the first day of the rest of your life but so was yesterday and look how you messed that up." (1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"Only one thing is certain - that is, nothing is certain. If this statement is true, it is also false."

--Ancient Paradox

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"Save the earth - it's the only planet with chocolate." (1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."

-Winston Churchill (1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed.

--Henrik Ibsen (1)

1. Retrieved from Andychaps "The Funnies". http://groups.yahoo.com/group/andychaps_the-funnies/message/2187

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"If at first you don't succeed, try again, then quit. No use being stupid about it." (1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"If your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound." (1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"The world is but a great inn, where we are to stay a night or two, and be gone; what madness is it so to set our heart upon our inn, as to forget our home." (1)

1. Retrieved from: preachingnow@preaching.com]

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"Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath."

Richard Zera.

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"To vacillate or not to vacillate - that is the question...or is it?" (1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"People's lives can be measured by the size of the things it takes to get their goat." (1)

1. Mikey's Funnies [funnies-owner@lists.MikeysFunnies.com]

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"Everyone is a fool for at least five minutes each day. Wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit." (1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"When you're over 50 you can still do all the things you did when you were 17 if you don't mind making an idiot of yourself."[1]

[1]Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows."

--Erma Bombeck

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"Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are." (1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm." (1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"We are not human beings going through a temporary spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings going through a temporary human experience." (1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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Have you heard the expression, "When pigs fly!"? It means that something will never happen. Well, "With sufficient thrust pigs fly just fine." (1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra." (1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."

--George Carlin

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All I needed to know about life I learned from the Easter Bunny.

via Rev. Karl R. Kraft Mantua, NJ The Joyful Noiseletter, April 2007, Page 2. Used with permission

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"You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!" (1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life."

William A. Ward

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"You have to wonder about humans, they think GOD is dead and Elvis is alive!" (1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity."

--Henry Van Dyke

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"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light."

--Plato

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"You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you will never know how soon it will be too late."

--Rudolph Waldo Emerson (No Mistake)

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"I've never been hurt by anything I didn't say."

--Calvin Coolidge

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"Accept forgiveness from God and put your sin behind you. It is not our business to remember what God has forgotten.

--Author unknown

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