Thoughts of the Week Page 12
(Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)

< Back

Next >

Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives, and remembering what one receives.

~Dumas The Younger

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry.

~Charles Osgood

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are.

~Marianne Williamson

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

"Honk if you love Jesus! Text while driving if you want to meet Him."

Pastor Tim, Cybersalt.org

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

"Humor is God's weapon against worry, anxiety, and feat So why not smile awhile?"

Novie Freeman via Lois H. Ward

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity.

~Martin Luther King Jr

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction.

~George Lorimer

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

“The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.”

~Pastor Tim

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

Sainthood emerges when you can listen to someone's tale of woe and not respond with a description of your own.

~Andrew V. Mason, M.D.

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

Before You Criticize Someone, You Should Walk a Mile in Their Shoes—That Way, When You Criticize Them, You’re a Mile Away and You Have a New Pair of Shoes.

Message on a T-shirt.

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

Just think: If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

~Received from ArcaMax Jokes. Printed in Good Clean Funnies List 2011/12/08

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

Honest criticism is hard to take - especially when it comes from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.

~Franklin P. Jones

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

“Some drink from the fountain of knowledge. Other just rinse and spit.”

Mikey's Funnies

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun.

~Mary Lou Cook Docs Daily Chuckle <pkaine@roadrunner.com>

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

There are two reasons for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.

~Bertrand Russell

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

"If you want to test your memory, try to remember what you were worrying about one year ago today."

Anonymous

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

"Sacred cows make the best hamburger."

~Mark Twain

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

~Douglas Adams

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

"Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace and your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of it."

~Pastor Tim

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

Instruction does not prevent wasted time or mistakes; and mistakes themselves are often the best teachers of all.

~James Anthony Froude

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

"If you want to test your memory, try to remember what you were worrying about one year ago today."

~E. Joseph Cossman

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it."

~Mary Wilson Little, Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort.

~Elizabeth T. King

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

“The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.”

Annoymous

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

The essence of the Christian life is knowing God and walking with him.

It's about sticking with him when the sky is blue and also when it's filled with clouds or choked with smoke.

It's about walking with the Lord through thick and thin, and pressing on through every heartache and trial that happens to come our way.

~Greg Laurie.

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page.

~St. Augustine.

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

Faults

Just think: If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

~Received from ArcaMax Jokes. Printed in Good Clean Funnies List 2011/12/08

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

"The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be."

~Anne Frank

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day."

~E. B. White

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

Clive James

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

"If you Christians want me to believe in your redeemer, you need to look more redeemed"

~Friedrich Nietzsche

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

"Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent-free in your head."

Mikey's Funnies funnies-owner@lists.MikeysFunnies.com

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

It's not what you tell them, it's what they hear that matters.

~Red Auerbach From the Bill Wagner Collection

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

"I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they ought to have sense enough to do without my persuading them."

~Harry S Truman

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

"Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun."

Mary Lou Cook Docs Daily Chuckle <pkaine@roadrunner.com>

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

Keep you Eye on the Ball,
Your Shoulder to the Wheel,
Your Nose to the Grindstone,
Your Feet on the Ground,
Your Head on your Shoulders.
Now ... try to get something DONE in that position!

Daniel Galvin dan-galvin@oldschool.tamu.edu

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

"Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense."

Robert Frost

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

"I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling."

~Pastor Tim, Cybersaltlists.org

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

"If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I sure have been sharing elevators with a with a lot of very bright people."

~Phil Corless Sig File

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."

~Pastor Tim, Cybersaltlists.org

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

The great man is he who does not lose his child's heart.

~Mencius (371-291 B.C.)

Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it.
~Mickey

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

Will Rogers

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends.

-J. K. Rowling

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

Don't worry about avoiding temptation -- as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.                           

                           -The Old Farmer's Almanac

###    (Back)     (Top)     (Back to Shultz Home Page)    (Back to Sermons Home Page)    (Next)

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know ain't so.

~Will Rogers

< Back

Next >