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Every man's work, whether it be literature or music or pictures or architecture or anything else, is always a portrait of himself.

-- Samuel Butler (1835-1902) English Writer

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It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

The Good, Clean Funnies List [gcfl-info@gcfl.net], Received from Linda A Russell

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"An apology is a good way to have the last word."

Pastor Tim, Cybersalt.org

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Only one thing is certain - that is, nothing is certain. If this statement is true, it is also false.

~Ancient Paradox

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Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. And your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace.

~Mikey at www.mikeysfunnies.com

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When you have a choice between stupidity and ignorance, pick ignorance. It's curable.

Unknown

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"Don't worry what people think of you. They seldom do.�

~Pastor Tim

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"Hugely important is the way a person expresses thanks for being alive. The person who does so through service will possess a great comfort throughout life."

Patch Adams, M.D. in Gesundheit!

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"Some people are making such thorough preparations for a rainy day that they completely miss today's sunshine."

Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops and on my desk I have a work station . . ."

~Pastor Tim

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"If your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound."(1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words."

--Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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"The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference."

-Elie Weisel

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"When you're over 50 you can still do all the things you did when you were 17 if you don't mind making an idiot of yourself." (1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org

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"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

--Socrates

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"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in."

--Robert Orben

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"Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace and your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of it."

--Pastor Tim

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"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have."

--Gerald Ford

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"It's much easier to ride a horse in the direction he's is going." (1)

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"Easter is a time of hope...If things are hopeful, hope is but a mere platitude...When things are hopeless, only then, is hope a strength."

--Gilbertson

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"I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!"

--Monty Python

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"Since God and the angels are always watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining."

Mikey's Funnies [funnies-owner@lists.MikeysFunnies.com]

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"Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted."

Mikey's Funnies

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�Faults are thick when love is thin.�

--English Proverb

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What a pity human beings can't exchange problems! "Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's." 1

1Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

 

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"On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window."

--Dan Spencer

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“Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better person.”

--Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richards Almanack

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“At Christmas time, you find yourself refreshed by cheerful people. Why not make an honest effort to confer that pleasure on others?”

--Author Unknown

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The true test of a civilized society is how well it takes care of its losers.”1

1Slote and Cobb

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“When you have nothing important or interesting to say! don't let anyone persuade you to say it.”

--H. Jackson Brown! Jr.

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"Life isn't a matter of milestones, but moments."

--Rose Kennedy

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"There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number."

Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"Some people are making such thorough preparations for a rainy day that they completely miss today's sunshine."23

23 Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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“Don't insult the alligator until after you cross the river.”

--Mike Atkinson

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�Smart young folks know all the rules. Smart old folks know the exceptions.�

--Mikey's Funnies

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